“Oooh nooo Kittyyy!” (And that's why we can't have nice things)

“Curiosity killed the cat lamp!”
“Acrobat and clumsy kitten destroyed your lamp like a Boss.”
“Damn, is the poor lamp okay? (Nope, RIP+)”
“Kittens will be kittens.”
“CATastrophe: wait for it.”
“And my cats keep breaking my granny’s vases. Especially over night. Little monsters.”